FAQ
Have you always been this weird?
Yes. Pretty much since birth.
What is your favorite movie?
Dracula (1931) with Bela Lugosi.
What inspires your writing?
My love for the macabre and for the absurdity of life.
Do you believe in ghosts?
Yes. I have never seen a full apparition, but I have had experiences that I cannot explain.
What is your favorite monster?
Vampires.
Do you respond to DMs?
Sure!
Are your books any good?
Read them and find out. (Seriously, someone asked me that...what am I going to say? They're shit? Of course I think they are good.)